The Great Pact

I declare a penis pact! If you have a penis, you are forbidden from getting involved in the women – fights.

This accomplishes 2 things:

First, your wife/fiance can confide in you if she is having problems with the womens. As men, we are, quite naturally, in a position to offer any and all advice. However, ours is a pact of non-interference.

Second, it keeps the diplomatic channels open. If I, a man, notice you engaging in the women’s conflicts, I may have to ask you, “I’m sorry, Do you have a penis?” To which the only natural response is, “Yes!” and backing down from the conflict.

Also, no more watching House. It’s rubbish.

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