I declare a penis pact! If you have a penis, you are forbidden from getting involved in the women – fights.
This accomplishes 2 things:
First, your wife/fiance can confide in you if she is having problems with the womens. As men, we are, quite naturally, in a position to offer any and all advice. However, ours is a pact of non-interference.
Second, it keeps the diplomatic channels open. If I, a man, notice you engaging in the women’s conflicts, I may have to ask you, “I’m sorry, Do you have a penis?” To which the only natural response is, “Yes!” and backing down from the conflict.
Also, no more watching House. It’s rubbish.
Can we add that the person with the bluest penis gets to have final say?
lol… i love it! Makes me wish I had a penis… almost…
….and so it was, in the year of our lord two-thousand-and-nine, that the Great Penis Pact came into being.
I declare a hoo hah pact! If you have a hoo hah, you are forbidden from getting involved in… the man fights?
Men don’t have fights … we have spur-of-the-moment disagreements that are quickly resolved w/:
1) BBQ/Meaty-ness
2) Video Games or any other type of games
3) Physical confrontation
HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
I’ve heard of such things. 😉