The Great Pact

I declare a penis pact! If you have a penis, you are forbidden from getting involved in the women – fights.

This accomplishes 2 things:

First, your wife/fiance can confide in you if she is having problems with the womens. As men, we are, quite naturally, in a position to offer any and all advice. However, ours is a pact of non-interference.

Second, it keeps the diplomatic channels open. If I, a man, notice you engaging in the women’s conflicts, I may have to ask you, “I’m sorry, Do you have a penis?” To which the only natural response is, “Yes!” and backing down from the conflict.

Also, no more watching House. It’s rubbish.

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6 Responses to The Great Pact

  1. Dr. Manhattan says:

    Can we add that the person with the bluest penis gets to have final say?

  2. Carolyn says:

    lol… i love it! Makes me wish I had a penis… almost…

  3. berserk says:

    ….and so it was, in the year of our lord two-thousand-and-nine, that the Great Penis Pact came into being.

  4. Carolyn says:

    I declare a hoo hah pact! If you have a hoo hah, you are forbidden from getting involved in… the man fights?

  5. Manly Man says:

    Men don’t have fights … we have spur-of-the-moment disagreements that are quickly resolved w/:

    1) BBQ/Meaty-ness
    2) Video Games or any other type of games
    3) Physical confrontation

    HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

  6. Meryl says:

    I’ve heard of such things. 😉

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